I've never peed I've never peed I've never peed Oh no no I've never peed I've never peed I've never peed I've never peed (I've never pissed) I've never peed (I've never pissed) I've never peed Oh I've never peed I've never peed I've never peed Oh I've never peed I've never peed I've never peed (Every guy I love ahahahahaha) I've never frickin' peed I've never peed I've never peed I've never peed (Never peed, never peed)

Yeah now I know Yeah now I know That you are Not gonna show your Little tiny little tiny friends to me (Come on extractor) Pass me That grilled cheese- (Come on extractor) -Aah Somebody told me my life was destined to turn out like this A life where- -I would give you my love (Pass me that cheese, yo) And you would give me cheese like this But now you Are'nt gonna show me That little tiny stash in that fridge (Come on extractor) You told me that you were Hiding something in there (Come on extractor) Not something you would typically find In a chair (In a chair) It had little tiny bits of cheese Crumpled up In a tiny little zip-lock bag Bits of fries toppled into the side Of grandmas chair (Grandmas Chair) You know where In that (Law-Living room Chair) Living room chair (Come on Extractor) Yeah It's very nice (Come on extractor) Throw the Dice Yeah throw the dice Come on, throw the dice Or should i say "Die" Don't get all grammar Nazi on me Dont ge-be all grammar Nazi on me Do-Ba bno grammar Nazi on me Cobonya Nazi grammar Nazi on me Ahh, Ooh- -Ooh, Yabada yabada yabada yabada Yabada * yabada yabada yabada *(Come on extractor) Yabada Yabada yabada ya (Come on extractor) Yabada ya ya ya Yabada yabada yabada yabadaa~ (Come on extractor) Ahh- -Hi there He he he Come on extractor

Lets go check out the gorilla enclosure (haha, hoo hoo, hehe) Nothing bad could happen today (Mom look at the gorilla) Wait let me just see Herambe I havent seen him in a while (wow) ((Wait is Herambe still alive?)) It's his birthday today Happy birthday Herambe Theres a kid in there (Oh my god AH) ((AHH)) Get that kid GET THE GUN Grab that kid (Hahaha) Wheres the authorities? Get me the authorities (OOH) Mission command Mission command Were preparing the shot sir (Happy birthday Herambe) ((We have to, We have to)) We need a .50 cal bullet for this big boy (DON'T SHOOT HIM) Do we have the technology? I hope so (I wanted a hot dog, now this is happening) ((I really am excited for hot dogs)) (((Dad can we get some candy now?))) Take the shot right now Do it right NOW (NO) He was my best friend He was my best friend **NOW FOR GARMINDERS ULTIMATE CHOOSE YOUR OWN PATH AUDIO ADVENTURE! FOLLOW EACH OF THE PETER PANS ON THEIR JOURNEY TO RECOVERY BY READING ALONG TO EACH ONES TRANSCRIPT AND LISTENING IN TRUE STEREO SURROUND SOUND** ~~Hared Garrison Ford~~ I remember the first time i met that chimpanzee I was 5 years old - He touched me in places ive never been touched before ~~~~~ Husty Benedict'Donaldson~~~~~ He was the first to hold my hand My first kiss My first love Rip Herambe I always loved his jacket He would wear it every day Those were the days He loved me too We used to always play soccer He always had it in his cage Set up To play I miss him ~~~~~~~~ Blunder Fredrick Douglanding Sr. ~~~~~~~~ He was my dearest friend I remember 6 years ago when we were both 11 and a half And uh We sat down in the park together And he says "Buddy, Wanna try a beer?" Then we cracked that beer And ever since then We let that liquid hit our lips Like the fourth of July hits town I will ever He will forever be in our heart Lettuce in the club Lettuce In The club ~~~~~~~~~~~ Krillkaneer Johndurbuss O'Blayth ~~~~~~~~~~~ Herambe He would walk through the jungle it was a cold morning I'm sorry I peeled back I peeled back the leaves I'm sorry And there he was Sleepin' Sleepin' with his feet up in the Air Tranquillised him and took him back I knew he'd be a good addition